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(More customer reviews)Greetings Mortal flesh! As a Lord of darkness and the underworld I have decided to grace your pitiful existence with this product review. I have braved the sunlight, which is my destroyer, to carefully type out my testament to the life changing power the Vampire Bat Blood Drinking Punch Dagger with Display has. Before I succumbed to it's dark embrace I was a pitiful creature forced to use mundane tools such as steak knives to cut up my dinner. Never again will I suffer such humiliation as I eviscirate my italian dressing marinated chicken breast with green beans and mashed potatoes with this arcane blood drinking device from the nosferatu of old. I howl at the moon with dark victory ringing in my ears every night because of the forbidden truths I have gained from this implement of destruction. Weak human you must obey. join the army of the night and buy this. I have to go, my mom is calling me, er I mean the NIght mother beckons...
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Constructed from solid cast metal with piercing outstretched points. Once you wrap your palm around the bar, you are in control of a force to be reckoned with. 16 1/4 inches overall. Includes display stand.
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