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(More customer reviews)You never know when you're going to need a good pair of Yuen Yang razors, so I recommend keeping a couple of sets around the home or office. These babies come in really handy when you're stuck in traffic, or waiting in line at the DMV, or even trying to sleep in on a Sunday morning and the jerk next door is using his leaf blower. That's really annoying. I don't recommend Yuen Yang razors for shaving or personal grooming, though.
Here's a perfect example of what I'm talking about. A couple of weeks ago I'm at the mall with my friend Irving who can be really annoying himself. Personally, he's my best friend, and I don't even like him that much. Anyway, Irving gets this Orange Julius drink and we're sitting at the upstairs food court, and he starts shooting little chunks of crushed ice at people down on the ground floor through his straw. Seriously, Irving can be a big dope. I told Irving to stop but he started shooting ice at me so I shut up. Well, next thing you know Irving has these two college guys at our table smacking us and making threats and so on, which believe me is totally understandable because they just got nailed with ice-balls from an Orange Julius drink, and suddenly one of these guys takes my strawberry yogurt smoothie and dumps it over my head. I was wearing a brand new jacket, and this made me so mad I was shaking! But, what are you going to do, I think these guys were college football players or wrestlers or maybe agricultural science majors or something, I mean really HUGE guys that probably could have killed me using just one arm! So I'm just sitting there with strawberry yogurt smoothie all over me, trying my best to look cool like I don't notice smoothie dripping all over my head and my chair and my new jacket, and Irving can't do anything but laugh and laugh like a hyena and everybody else in the food court is looking at us and trying not to stare but being totally obvious anyway. Then mall security shows up and makes me and Irving leave because they got complaints from other people about Irving's sniping at them with Orange Julius crushed ice-balls, and the worst part is they didn't even do anything to those two college guys because they didn't actually SEE the smoothie get dumped. And this one really old mall cop said if I'd been shooting ice at him he probably would have dumped a smoothie on me himself. Some people. Anyways, now I can't even hang out at the mall when the old security guy is there, which is really bogus because I was actually victimized twice during this incident (once by Irving and once by the college guys) which is actually more than any of the sniping victims had to suffer, plus I was victimized a third time if you count my totally unjust eviction by the mall cops! Unbelievable.
Anyways, I just bet that if I'd had a couple pair of Yuen Yang razors tucked into my belt, Irving would have stopped with the Orange Julius the first time when I told him to stop. I also doubt he'd have shot crushed ice at me when I told him to stop. Think about it, would you shoot Orange Julius ice balls through a straw at a guy with a couple of Yuen Yang razors in his belt? Not if you're in your right mind, you wouldn't! Well, taking that idea a step further, if you saw a guy with a couple of Yuen Yang Razors at the food court of your local mall, would you walk right up to him and smack him around and then dump strawberry yogurt smoothie all over his new jacket? Well, I don't think so, mister tough-guy college jerk! Plus no semi-retired wannabee-Rambo mall cop is dare going to put his hands on a young guy sporting a couple of Yuen Yang Razors, whether he's wearing strawberry yogurt smoothie or not. I swear, this whole catastrophe from my point could have been avoided if I'd been packing this impressive hardware.
Think how cool you would look with a pair of Yuen Yang razors tucked in your belt. Seriously. I also think the babes probably go for a Yuen Yang man, that's for sure. After all, once you've had Yuen Yang, you never go back! I can just see myself, cruising in my car with my Yuen Yang razors, getting all the action I need or want or could even possibly think about. Ooh yeah. But obviously not when I'm cruising with Irving because he's a big dummy and he can ruin anything.
Anyway, that's why I recommend a couple of pairs of Yuen Yang Razors.
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